35 pinky and the brain quotes on taking over the world

Best Quotes by Brain

“I’m going out to take over the world.”

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“If we attached a tube to the vacuum that is your head, we could clean the whole city.”
“We’ll reach Mars before I yell ‘Poit!’ Pinky.”
“We’re going to a place where the sun never sets, the size of your wallet matters, and actors and actresses slave all day.”
“Come on, Pinky, be a man! Like Eleanor Roosevelt!”
“The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say ‘moo’.”
“There are some days where I think I’d be better off with a pliant corn dog as my sidekick.”
“I wish you were as smart as a tree stump, Pinky.”
“Be afraid. Be very afraid.”
“If I could reach you, I would hurt you!”
“There’s only one ride that interests me – the incredible thrill ride of taking over the world!”
“Yes! This is a pain that is most promising.”
“This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily. One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void. The other… is the earth.”
“The Workings of your mind are a mystery to me Pinky.”
“This is the last time I let comic books get in the way of intellect.”

“I command you to…Have a Merry Christmas everyone! Have a merry, merry Christmas! Joy to the world! Yes!”
“Come, Pinky-o. We must catch the space shuttle back to our home planet of Acme and prepare for the next millennium.”
“Pinky, if you don’t stop this foolishness, I shall have to hurt you.”
“Stop it, Pinky! Stop it! Your influence is corrupting my prototype!”

Which of these Pinky & The Brain quotes is your favorite?

Which mouse is actually smarter, Pinky or Brain?

Well, Brain is self-centered and scheming and is the mastermind of the duo.

Pinky is much more good-natured but not very educated, however, he seems to come up with the most successful ideas.

Brain always comes up with an elaborate plan to take over the world, but it ultimately ends in failure.

This is usually because Brain’s plans are simply impossible.

However, sometimes it is because of Brain’s arrogance or overconfidence, Pinky’s mistakes, outside forces, or even a combination of all the things.

Many episodes are a parody of something else, usually a movie or book.

There was even an episode that parodied Winnie The Pooh!

The episodes commonly featured political and cultural themes as well.

Another consistent feature of the show was adding a word and its definition to the credits.

Do you remember learning any new words from Pinky & the Brain?

Share your favorite Pinky & The Brain quotes and episodes with us in the comment section below.

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Funny Pinky & The Brain Quotes

Brain: “Remember, I’m not just the president of the Small Club for Men, I’m also a mouse planning world domination.”
“The second…khaki Kicky Sack sock plucker I’ve sacked since the sixth sitting sheet slitter got sick.” — Mr. Sackett, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.
Pinky: “What’s free-market capitalism?”Brain: “Erm… cheating, lying, and backstabbing intrigue.”
Brain: “It proved that radio was a powerful tool. And now, Pinky, the advance of technology has brought us an even more powerful tool. Do you know what that is?” Pinky: “Ummm… the rubber band?Brain: “The Workings of your mind are a mystery to me Pinky.”
“Hey, and don’t forget – Saturday morning’s the big global Schmëerskāhøvênathon for world peace.” — Bill Clinton, ‘Pinky And The Brain’.
“No, Pinky. Never use two drops of the formula. It would cause a reaction on the molecular level that is completely unpredictable.”— Brain, ‘Pinky And The Brain’
Pinky:”Hmmm… let me think…”Brain:”Don’t hurt yourself, Pinky.”
“Oh, don’t be silly, Brain. It would take all the fun out of life; I derive my greatest pleasure from making you squirm.”— Snowball, ‘Pinky And The Brain’
Pinky:”Oooo well, he had two eyes, and- and, oh a mouth right below his nose” Brain:”How very descriptive”
And they say them UFO things are just pie plates…well, they are pie plates. Alien pie plates…” — Big Jake, ‘Pinky And The Brain’

Who has the better quotes – Pinky or The Brain? The Brain’s quotes are witty, smart, and a little egoistical, but they sure give a good laugh!

Which are your favorite quotes from the Let us know in the comments section below!

Season 1[edit]

Das Mouse edit

Pinky: Oh, look, Brain, it’s so close, we’ll be there before you can say «Poit!»

Brain: We’ll reach Mars before I yell «Poit!» Pinky.

Brain: Any questions?

Pinky: Umm. If you could be any animal, what would it be?

Brain: Oh, I’d have to say a hawk, Pinky. So I could soar through the sky, catch little white mice in my sharp talons, and feed them to my young.

Pinky: Eww. That’s just weird, Brain.

Pinky: We’re gonna make it! We’re gonna make it, right Brain!? BRAIN??

Brain: POIT!

Of Mouse and Man edit

Brain: The dark side that has created grotesque war machines, pollution-spilling factories and now, a hideous thing, that is spreading across the world, like a horrible plague: Voicemail.

Pinky: DID YOU EVER ASK WHAT I DID TODAY?!

Tokyo Grows/That Smarts/Brainstem edit

Pinky: Narf! Brain, Let us go and see Gollyzilla! We can watch excitedly as he crushes buildings and then flee in terror!

Brain: Snap out of it, Pinky!

Pinky: Oh. thanks, Brain.

Pinky: Narf! Where are you, Brain? I can’t see you!

Brain: I’m down…

Pinky: Oh. Oh. Wait a sec, Brain. I’ve got some gum on my shoe.

Brain: Apparently, your IQ didn’t grow along with your shoe size, Pinky.

A Pinky and the Brain Christmas edit

Pinky: You know, Brain, I’ve been thinking I don’t want to be an elf anymore.

Brain: What do you want to be Pinky?

Pinky: A dentist!

Brain: «Dear Santa, Hello, haha, narf. This year, Santa, I ask for nothing, but I wish to tell you about my dear friend, The Brain. He is honest and very hardworking, and only wants what’s best for the world. But he gets no reward — he’s only greeted with defeat. He never gives up, but I know it must be very hard. So please, take anything you have for me and give it to my best friend in the whole world, The Brain. Love, Pinky. PS — By any chance, do you have in that big old bag of yours, the world?»

Pinky: You’re on!

Pinky: You’re on, Brain!

Brain: Um, ladies and gentlemen of the world, you will do as I say. For I… I command you. I command you to… Have a Merry Christmas everyone! Have a merry, merry Christmas! Joy to the world! Yes!

Are You More Like Brain or Pinky?

Pinky and the Brain is a series with many contrasting ideas surrounding it. On the one hand, it talks about conquering the world, but on the other, it also zooms in on the one-of-a-kind friendship the title characters have.

Yes, it’s a comedy, and there are a lot of hilarious scenes. However, Pinky and the Brain still holds many messages about friendship, acceptance, and success.

For one, we’ve all heard of the saying that birds of the same feather flock together. While this could apply to many aspects of life, we can see that it is not so for Pinky and Brain’s friendship.

They couldn’t be any more opposites. Even so, they accept each other for who they are and make up for each other’s flaws; that’s what true friendship is about!

Pinky and the Brain also teaches us about the perseverance we need to succeed. Throughout the series, Brain’s only goal is to take over the world; he never does, but that doesn’t mean he gives up and never tries again.

So, while Pinky and the Brain is undoubtedly a comedy, don’t forget that it also comes with meaningful lessons to learn from. Make sure you read this collection again whenever you need inspiration!

Best Pinky & The Brain Quotes

Pinky: “Gee Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?”Brain: “The same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!”
Pinky: “Brilliant plan, Pinky! Oh, no, wait. What if we want to use a plan that works?”
Brain: “Pinky, once I take over the world, remind me to publicly snub you.”
“Are you pondering what I am pondering?”

“Brain: How are we going to get the Earth to lose weight?Pinky: I know! We can get everyone to go on a diet!Brain: Diets don’t work.Pinky: Not even if you call them ‘A Whole New Way of Eating?’Brain: No.”
“Pinky: Gee, Brain-2, what are we gonna do in the next millennium?Brain: The same thing we do every millennium, Pinky-o. Try to take over the galaxy!”
“It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob.” — The Brain
“Pinky: Yes, um, what is the password?The Brain: I can’t tell you. If you were to be captured you might give it away.Pinky: What, me? Never, no, Narf, never.The Brain: And if you were tortured?Pinky: Oh, well that’s different then, isn’t it?”
“Promise me something, Pinky. Never breed.” — The Brain
“As you know, people in today’s body-conscious society are obsessed with losing weight. My plan is to secretly replace all the artificial sweeteners in the world with real ones; thus rendering the world’s population fat, slow-moving, and completely toothless.”—The Brain
“Because with me in charge, it will be a better place.” — The Brain

Pinky & The Brain quotes from Brain about Pinky

16. “Sometimes you make my head hurt, Pinky.” — The Brain

17. “This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily. One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void. The other… is the earth.” — The Brain

18. “No! Pinky, you got chocolate on my Jack-o-lantronic transmitter!” — The Brain

19. “I wish you were as smart as a tree stump, Pinky.” — The Brain

20. (to Pinky while on stilts) “If I could reach you, I would hurt you!” — The Brain

21. “Brilliant plan, Pinky! Oh, no, wait. What if we want to use a plan that works?” — The Brain

22. “The Workings of you mind are a mystery to me Pinky.” — The Brain

23. Pinky: “Egad! You astound me, Brain!”

Brain: “That’s a simple task, Pinky.”

24. Pinky: “Hmmm… let me think…”

Brain: “Don’t hurt yourself, Pinky.”

25. Pinky: “Oh well, he had two eyes, and- and, oh a mouth right below his nose.”

Brain: “How very descriptive.”

Что здесь есть

Говорящее имя
А Пинки (Pinky) как «мизинец».

— Брейн (Brain) переводится как «мозг».
Даже у зла есть стандарты — Брейн, конечно, не такой уж злодей, но от некоторых планов он отказался по этическим понятиям.
Злодей-недотёпа — на самом деле они оба.
Кайдзю — один из планов Брейна: увеличить Пинки, наряженного Голлизиллой, и отправить его терроризировать Токио. Затем увеличиться самому, назваться добрым кайдзю Брейнодо, спасти город и стать лидером благодарного человечества. Могло бы получиться, если бы на огонёк не заявился настоящий Голлизилла.
Музыкальный триппер — заглавная тема.
Мыши плакали, кололись… — несколько раз ведь Брейн действительно приходил к успеху и порабощал Землю… с тем, чтобы понять, что радости это ему не принесло. Периодически он даже сам своими лапами рушил собственный разочаровавший его план. Что не мешало ему в следующей серии заниматься тем же самым.
Невероятная правда — Брейн, притворяясь кем-то, иногда говорит какому-нибудь человеку, что он (или они с Пинки) на самом деле мышь, которая пытается захватить мир, но все принимают это за шутку (ну не кажется он им похожим на мышь. Следующий троп в действии).
Неправдоподобно убедительная маскировка — частая фишка мышей.
Низкий гений, высокий тупица — собственно, главгерои.
Одноразовый план — Брейн считает план провалившимся не только если он провалился из-за крайне редкого стечения обстоятельств (что само по себе нелепо), но даже если провалился этап финансирования. Постараться найти другой источник дохода и продолжить выполнять план? Нет, даже острый творческий кризис не заставит Брейна использовать даже не приведенный в действие план.
Поджог, убийство и переход на красный свет — захватив опустевшую планету, Брэйн вещает с балкона обещая начать новую эру — «Эру без войн! Эру без преступности! Эру без Квентина Тарантино!»
Постоянная шутка — Брейн спрашивает: «Пинки, ты думаешь о том же, о чём и я?». Пинки же отвечает какой-нибудь глупостью, например: «Да, Брейн, но как натянуть чулки в сеточку на таракана?».
- Каждая серия закачивается вынесенным в эпиграф диалогом.
- Когда протагонисты притворяются людьми, Брейн иногда говорит людям фразы вроде «Вообще-то, мы лабораторные мыши, задумавшие захватить весь мир» (но ему не верят).
Злодей-протагонист — Брейн.
Революционер поневоле — Брейн однажды выступил в этой роли, разругавшись с официантом в фешенебельном ресторане из -за плохо приготовленных макарон с сыром. Внезапно народ поднялся и даже начал прочить его в народные лидеры. Да вот беда — именно в этой серии мыш решил взять выходной, не пытаясь захватить мир…
Умный — не значит мудрый — именно из-за этого на самом деле планы Брейна постоянно срываются.
Хитрый план — он всегда есть у Брейна. Да что там, в русском опенинге прямо поётся: «Коварный злобный план ~~придумали~~ замыслили они!»
Эгополис — в одной из серий Брейн, чтобы получить многомиллиардный кредит от правительства США, решает основать на удалённом необитаемом острове страну Брейнанию. Попав на эту землю, Брейн даёт всем наиболее примечательные географическим объектам своё имя — впрочем, и о своём друге Пинки не забывает и называет в его честь один фьорд.
Я побит, начну сначала — финал каждой серии и, по все видимости, жизненное кредо Брейна.

Best Pinky and the Brain Quotes

1. “Rise and shine, people of Earth. I am your new sun.” – Brain

2. Pinky: “Gee, Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?”

Brain: “The same thing we do every night: try to take over the world!”

3. “Go, Brain! Go find your smile!” – Pinky

4. “Be afraid. Be very afraid.” – Brain

5. “The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say, ‘Moo.’” – Brain

6. “There’s only one ride that interests me—the incredible thrill ride of taking over the world!” – Brain

7. Brain: “We’re going to a place where the sun never sets, the size of your wallet matters, and actors and actresses slave all day.”

Pinky: “We’re going to Denny’s?”

8. Brain: “It proved that radio was a powerful tool. And now, Pinky, the advance of technology has brought us an even more powerful tool. Do you know what that is?”

Pinky: “Um, the rubber band?”

Brain: “The workings of your mind are a mystery to me, Pinky.”

9. Brain: “Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”

Pinky: “Woof, oh, I’d have to say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain.”

Brain: “True.”

Pinky: “I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you’ve been pondering?”

Brain: “To my knowledge, never.”

Pinky: “Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I’m pondering what you’re pondering?”

Brain: “Next to nil.”

Pinky: “Well, that’s exactly what I’m thinking, too.”

Brain: “Therefore, you are pondering what I’m pondering.”

Pinky: “Poit, I guess I am.”

Pinky and the Brain quotes where Pinky responds to “Are you pondering what I am pondering?”

1. “Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn’t have ears, we’d look like weasels.” ― Pinky

2. “Uh… yeah, Brain. But where are we going to find rubber pants our size?” ― Pinky

3. “Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career… oh, it’s all too much for me.” ― Pinky

4. “Wuh, I think so, Brain, but isn’t Regis Philbin already married?” ― Pinky

5. “Uh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.” ― Pinky

6. “Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?” ― Pinky

7. “Uh, I think so, Brain, but we’ll never get a monkey to use dental floss.” ― Pinky

8. “Uh, I think so, Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.” ― Pinky

9. “I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so.” ― Pinky

10. “I think so, Brain, but if they called them sad meals, kids wouldn’t buy them.” ― Pinky

11. “I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking… I mean, what would the children look like?” ― Pinky

12. “I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on the chimp.” ― Pinky

13. “Well, I think so, Brain, but I can’t memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.” ― Pinky

14. “Uh, I think so, Brain, but where will we find a duck and a hose at this hour?” ― Pinky

15. “I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?” ― Pinky

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Season 2[edit]

It’s Only a Paper World edit

Brain: Pinky, I’m a stone’s throw away from the Vatican. Where are you?

Pinky: In here, Brian: The Sixteen Chapel.

Brain: This from a mouse who thinks a Fresco is a can of carbonated soda.

Brain: We shall no longer call this planet Earth, Pinky.

Pinky: When was it called «Earth Pinky»?

Brain: For the last time, Pinky, there is no such word as «Chramecirum»!

Welcome to the Jungle edit

Pinky: Uh. There’s a big pile of dung under that tree.

Pinky: Egads, Brain! We’ve fallen into some kind of intergalactic wormhole!

Brain: With real worms! Gah! Look around you, Pinky! The jungle! Poisonous plants, bloodthirsty carnivores, the stench of decay permeating the air.

Pinky: Actually, I rather like it. Smells just like an AirWick solid. Narf!

Pinky: Don’t worry, Brain. Two simple words that will make it all better. Hakuna Matata!

Brain: If I hurt you now, no one would know.

Pinky: Umm. I might!

Brain: That’s debatable!

Pinky: Brain! Are you pondering what I’m pondering?

Brain: We eat the box?

Pinky: No, Brain! We build a boat and then, we eat the box.

Brain: Save us, Pinky! Summon all your animal savagery and break through these bonds!

Pinky: Here I go!

Pinky: Whoa! .

Brain: Pinky?!

Pinky: It’s alright, Brain! This quicksand broke my fall!

Brain: Quicksand?!

Brain: Snowball! Quickly, Snowball, take my hand.

Snowball: Thanks, but, no thanks, Brain! I don’t need your… Help! Ha-ha, Brain! You can’t beat me!

Pinky and the Brain Quotes to Ponder On

10. Brain: “Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”

Pinky: “Don’t worry, Brain. Two simple words that will make it all better. Hakuna Matata.”

11. Brain: “Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”

Pinky: “Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn’t have ears, we’d look like weasels.”

12. Brain: “Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”

Pinky: “Well, I think so, Brain, but I can’t memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.”

13. Brain: “Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”

Pinky: “I think so, Brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp.”

14. Brain: “Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”

Pinky: “Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career—oh, it’s all too much for me.”

15. Brain: “Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”

Pinky: “I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?”

Season 4[edit]

Brainwashed: Part 1 — Brain, Brain, Go Away edit

Hillary Clinton: Would you mind telling me who you are?!

Brain: As if you didn’t know.

Hillary Clinton: Right. As if I didn’t know.

Pinky: Why, he’s your guest of honor — the Brain!

Brain: I am the subject of this whole conference.

Hillary Clinton: We’re here to discuss the human brain.

Pinky: Egad! There’s a human version of you? Scary!

Brainwashed: Part 3 — Wash Harder edit

Bill Clinton: Hey, and don’t forget — Saturday morning’s the big global Schmëerskāhøvênathon for world peace.

Brain: Schmëerskāhøvênathon? Pinky, do you know what this means?

Pinky: Another preemption for Brand Spanking Fresh and Shiny New Doug?

Brain: Poor Snowball! I’m afraid his ways are changed for good.

To Russia with Lab Mice/Hickory Dickory Bonk edit

Pinky: Russia! I’ve heard of that place! Isn’t it full of cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue?

Brain: The Cold War is over Pinky. Now Russia is a place of free-market capitalism.

Pinky: What’s free-market capitalism?

Brain: Erm… cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue.

The Pinky and the Brain Reunion Special edit

Brain: Are you pondering what I’m-

Brain: Sorry! We’ll take it again!

Star Warners edit

Brain-2: Come, Pinky-o. We must catch the space shuttle back to our home planet of Acme and prepare for the next millennium.

Pinky-o: Gee, Brain-2, what are we gonna do in the next millennium?

Brain-2: The same thing we do every millennium, Pinky-o. Try to take over the galaxy!

Chorus: 3-Pinky, 3-Pinky and the Fridge, Fridge, Fridge, Fridge, Fridge!

Brain-2: I am not a refrigerator.

Chorus: Dot, dot, dot, dot!

Цитаты из мультфильма «Пинки и Брейн»

Телевидение, Пинки, великий обманщик!

– Город принадлежит нам, Пинки! Знаешь, что это значит? – Да! Мы можем бегать в одних трусах!

— Эй, Брэйн, чем мы будем заниматься сегодня вечером? — Тем же, чем и всегда, Пинки, попробуем завоевать мир.

— О ужас! Дикие звери! — Хуже, это мои адвокаты!

— Отлично, Брейн! Но зачем взбивалка для сливок? — Как она работает — никто не знает.

— Мой друг и я ниспосланы вашим другом вулканом, он дал нам магические силы. Вот смотрите, я могу извлекать огонь из маленькой коробочки. Трепещите, олухи! — Ну и что? Большое дело! Давай его съедим! — Я могу украсть ваши души и положить в это зеркальце! — Ну и что? Большое дело! Давай его съедим! — Я могу делать пузыри из своих слюней. — О-о-о-о, великий!

Это ваше рабочее место, вот здесь, если вам что-то понадобится — попросите секретаря, она принесет вам это месяца через два-три.

— Не переживай, Брейн, ты найдешь другой способ затуманивать людям мозги. — «Экспериментальное телевидение». Кажется, кто-то это уже сделал.

— Брейн! Я видел Сноубола сегодня в лаборатории! — Что? Опиши его! — Э-э. У него два глаза и рот под носом.

— Брейн, возьми разговорник! — Ба, Пинки! Я буду общаться на языке туристов: громко орать, как будто здесь все глупые и глухие!

— У меня к вам несколько вопросов. Пройдите со мной, пожалуйста. — Гм-м-м, это трудный вопрос!

— Есть магическая энергия, которой не может противостоять ни один человек. Настолько мощная, что даже сильнейшие души покоряются и пасуют перед ней. — Ветхозаветный ковчег? — Нет, Пинки! Самая невероятная сила в космосе: Бесплатные футболки!

— Я свел всю историю к одному уравнению. — Как е равно эм цэ и маленькая двойка? — Еще проще: просто е.

— Не понимаю, куда катится этот мир, если президент Соединенных Штатов не может заказать пиццу?

— Брейн, ты добрый и великодушный! — А ты тупой и настырный!

— Бряк, ты выглядишь великолепно, Брэйн, как молодой Зигмунд Фрейд!

Pinky and the Brain Quotes for All Its Fans

31. Pinky: “Yes, um, what is the password?”

Brain: “I can’t tell you. If you were to be captured, you might give it away.”

Pinky: “What, me? Never, no, Narf, never.”

Brain: “And if you were tortured?”

Pinky: “Oh, well, that’s different then, isn’t it?”

32. “Come, Pinky-o. We must catch the space shuttle back to our home planet of Acme and prepare for the next millennium.” – Brain

33. “Oh, don’t be silly, Brain. It would take all the fun out of life; I derive my greatest pleasure from making you squirm.” – Snowball

34. “As you know, people in today’s body-conscious society are obsessed with losing weight. My plan is to secretly replace all the artificial sweeteners in the world with real ones; thus rendering the world’s population fat, slow-moving, and completely toothless.” – Brain

35. Pinky: “What’s free-market capitalism?”

Brain: “Erm, cheating, lying, and backstabbing intrigue.”